My Uncle Slappy and Aunt Sylvie are up from Boca for Thanksgiving, staying in our spare bedroom. Here was the conversation we had last night as Uncle Slappy was updating his Facebook page.
SLAPPY: Hey, Mr. Big Schott.
Your business, how is it going.
ME: You know how it goes, Uncle Slappy.
SLAPPY: You keep trying to idiot-proof your work...
ME: That's right, Slap.
SLAPPY: They keep making better idiots.
With that Uncle Slappy went to his room to watch the Knicks lose again.